妓女顺口溜 [全篇]
????下岗妹,别流泪,挺胸走进夜总会;
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????陪大款,挣小费,不给国家添累赘;
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????爹和妈,半生苦,老来待业很凄楚;
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????弱女子,当自强,开发身体养爹娘;
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????做美容,隆丰胸,中外功夫都学通;
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????练内功,学口技,风情气质巧相配;
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????会矜持,巧放纵,把握时机才让弄;
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????很舒服,也劳累,拉动内需创外汇;
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????谁敢讲,没地位,昨晚我陪书记睡;
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????香风薰,美酒醉,红唇轻启罗裙退;
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????找靠山,第一条,引来书记天天嫖;
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????一不偷,二不抢,就怕搞出母子俩;
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????无资金,无贷款,自带设备搞生产;
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????不占地,不建房,工作只要一张床;
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????无噪音,无污染,紧要关头小声喊;
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????不添女,不生男,不给国家添麻烦;
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????活经济,增影响,积累资金求发展;
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????态度灵,技术精,挣钱方式要扪清;
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????你舒服,我高兴,都要满意才稳定;
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????你当官,我发财,若想温柔你也来;
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????趁年轻,多生产,赚钱就要够大胆;
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????我的客,都要票,不是领导哪能报;
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????他爱好,我奉陪,我和领导谁是谁;
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????你敢讲,风气败,领导都夸我可爱;
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????搞开放,百业举,要比奉献我彻底;
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????排隐患,除干扰,四大恶人都放倒;
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????骨头酥,意志颓,谁都为我当保卫;
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????芽山,定要牢,搞定领导第一条;
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????活思想,多宣传,无私奉献数欢场;
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????不集资,不贷款,自带设备搞生产;
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????无噪音,无污染,拉动内需促发展;
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????不用水,不用电,节约能源是模范;
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????不生女,不生男,不给丈夫添麻烦;
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????公检法,都免费,税务工商也优惠;
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????活经济,增影响,积累资金求发展;
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????你舒服,我高兴,都要满意才稳定;
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????我规矩,你谨慎,让你老婆当陪衬;
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????你出钱,我奉献,都是为家作贡献;
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????你多讲,我多陪,咱两还分谁是谁;
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????你弄虚,我实平,保证领导回头看;
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????你买单,他打炮,帮你奉承大领导;
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????你当官,我发财,若想温柔你也来;
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????趁年轻,多积累,莫学前辈常后悔;
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????不唯上,只唯实,首长教我最合适。
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