张飞和诸葛亮的对话
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2024年06月24日
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一日张飞得胜而归,我主刘玄德为了给三弟奖励决定赐他一门亲事.
可是张将军是个粗人没做爱经验,就像军师诸葛亮请教.
翼得问孔明:军师敢问做爱是怎么一回事啊?
孔名听了半天没啃声,心想:这个粗人怎么这么问,我该如何回答.总不能让我给
他做示范吧.
孔名抬起头看着远处,灵机一动有办法了.他遂命人牵来两匹成年马放在河边.
由于常年在外征战两匹马一见面就干了起来.
孔名用手指去说道:三弟,你快看.那就是做爱现在明白吗?
翼得一看说道:这下我明白了还是军师懂得多.
过了些日子孔名又遇到张飞,于是问他:我交张将军的方法怎么样啊?
张飞回答说:爽是蛮爽,就是晚上在河边做爱有点冷,还时不时有士兵偷看.
军师听了一脸无赖,说道:嗨,不愧是张将军.


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